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Writer/Artist: Jonas Ledecky | Colorist: Martina Kutalkova
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Writer/Artist: Jonas Ledecky | Colorist: Martina Kutalkova
!["Remember that crazy night in Acapulco?" | "I've never been to Acapulco with you..." | "I'm starting to doubt that I'm your first."](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/86e2f11081f64ba2c0fea6d35c08f031/b49ce5ca-b6af-489c-8a79-8fec82f3cb91_rw_3840.jpg?h=311234291e25b175ceab2072d86947a5)
"Remember that crazy night in Acapulco?" | "I've never been to Acapulco with you..." | "I'm starting to doubt that I'm your first."
!["You know what the lowest form of life is?" "Dog owners?" | "Men who text at the urinal." | "...I always thought they're taking a sefie..."](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/86e2f11081f64ba2c0fea6d35c08f031/ebfff522-d733-4013-a9a2-9cde3ee88861_rw_3840.jpg?h=7d0f67a745e0cf9b8fea7404c3d6f31a)
"You know what the lowest form of life is?" "Dog owners?" | "Men who text at the urinal." | "...I always thought they're taking a sefie..."
!["Why do they say that when you're jerking off with your left hand it feels like from a stranger?" | "I always feel like I'm jerking off a stranger." | "I never know how to react to these thoughts of yours."](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/86e2f11081f64ba2c0fea6d35c08f031/703ecdab-ba7a-46b9-9e41-f46585d9ce3d_rw_3840.jpg?h=a394fa6075edecb5d4bd292363113766)
"Why do they say that when you're jerking off with your left hand it feels like from a stranger?" | "I always feel like I'm jerking off a stranger." | "I never know how to react to these thoughts of yours."
!["Heh..." | "Who's got two thumbs and doesn't hold it when peeing?"](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/86e2f11081f64ba2c0fea6d35c08f031/5548c135-bd73-4189-bbbc-88c1677fa7cd_rw_3840.jpg?h=61640fd4b1d53e4582532a53c4d989a1)
"Heh..." | "Who's got two thumbs and doesn't hold it when peeing?"
!["Hey Clara! I've been meaning to ask: Don't ya wanna go out with me?" | "What do you mean by 'put a period behind that sentence'?" | "Don't ya wanna go out with me."](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/86e2f11081f64ba2c0fea6d35c08f031/d3f56f1e-c05c-4b2e-aee3-46cbb4ef6c03_rw_3840.jpg?h=33372ca81a96ec1a50ee9551bdbee689)
"Hey Clara! I've been meaning to ask: Don't ya wanna go out with me?" | "What do you mean by 'put a period behind that sentence'?" | "Don't ya wanna go out with me."
!["Holy cow!" | "Dude, you should find yourself a girl already..."](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/86e2f11081f64ba2c0fea6d35c08f031/ac8b651f-0f7e-4c4e-8532-c6e70866351d_rw_3840.jpg?h=bc457d47822e4f448b7f0fcb1f7c0a18)
"Holy cow!" | "Dude, you should find yourself a girl already..."
!["Hey. You wanna dance with me?" | "Well... And here I was thinking that black cats mean bad luck!" | "Rasist bastard!"](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/86e2f11081f64ba2c0fea6d35c08f031/ceb4128e-8fcb-4854-83e0-be7309ae27b1_rw_3840.jpg?h=2af146bbf6ec637313c322b18b7a56b4)
"Hey. You wanna dance with me?" | "Well... And here I was thinking that black cats mean bad luck!" | "Rasist bastard!"
!["Do you think that I've got one breast bigger than the other?" | "No but one is definitely smaller." | "Superficial cunt."](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/86e2f11081f64ba2c0fea6d35c08f031/fdff40e3-2aae-4526-be6f-0a6abb054032_rw_3840.jpg?h=4b6ab7c1f1d1cc7d93e580f767b9bed3)
"Do you think that I've got one breast bigger than the other?" | "No but one is definitely smaller." | "Superficial cunt."
!["You know what's the only think your mom can't give you?" | "Her virginity." | "You always know how to start a conversation."](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/86e2f11081f64ba2c0fea6d35c08f031/f492bec4-be48-453b-b5da-5dfd271d2733_rw_3840.jpg?h=9728c827414a61a3ee1c0aa7001306b0)
"You know what's the only think your mom can't give you?" | "Her virginity." | "You always know how to start a conversation."
!["So? Are you bringing your girlfriend over this Christmas?" | "Dad, I've been alone for the last two years..." | "...New Year's then?"](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/86e2f11081f64ba2c0fea6d35c08f031/4a7179f4-2789-45a1-a197-3e5727263b54_rw_3840.jpg?h=b84668e080b8eee7ea4aa91bb4873c15)
"So? Are you bringing your girlfriend over this Christmas?" | "Dad, I've been alone for the last two years..." | "...New Year's then?"
!["I gotta be such a bull." | "How come?" | "Because I only date absolute cows."](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/86e2f11081f64ba2c0fea6d35c08f031/2a9cd96a-f559-4166-9305-9f904b7f7503_rw_3840.jpg?h=d0f8d697c36138576857e76cac26c9ce)
"I gotta be such a bull." | "How come?" | "Because I only date absolute cows."
!["...and after my wife cheated on me with my best friend, I'm glad that I found someone as wonderful as you." | "So I'm just a band-aid for your little hear-aches."](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/86e2f11081f64ba2c0fea6d35c08f031/914afeb9-339f-440a-b0e0-859207a44f8f_rw_3840.jpg?h=29dfc0ac5fad04188a5473fc165c2340)
"...and after my wife cheated on me with my best friend, I'm glad that I found someone as wonderful as you." | "So I'm just a band-aid for your little hear-aches."
!["Why does Hendrix wanna kiss a guy in 'Purple Haze'?" | "That's a hell of a question considering we just had our first beer... And the song isn't even on."](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/86e2f11081f64ba2c0fea6d35c08f031/8615c8b4-8ecf-4f36-8d43-01443208d62f_rw_3840.jpg?h=d0b1528278caed66649e829dc1b89ef9)
"Why does Hendrix wanna kiss a guy in 'Purple Haze'?" | "That's a hell of a question considering we just had our first beer... And the song isn't even on."
!["How come I don't get a fathers day card from our kids?" | "Because they are giving it to your friend Robert."](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/86e2f11081f64ba2c0fea6d35c08f031/68ec88ea-c181-4b6d-8348-285456b28754_rw_3840.jpg?h=7b0f25d12807c3e7622e577b0c70556e)
"How come I don't get a fathers day card from our kids?" | "Because they are giving it to your friend Robert."
![SFX: "Aaaahhh! SMACK!" "Ghaahh! SMACK!" Etc. | "God. When did male tennis players started to grunt?" | SFX: "Hhh-Yess! SMACK!" "Mm-Harder!" SMACK!" – "That ain't tennis."](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/86e2f11081f64ba2c0fea6d35c08f031/5df6523e-b192-46d4-96dd-21124f5f1e93_rw_3840.jpg?h=e1b774d4b5d95e7d8cf8e245c03e38b4)
SFX: "Aaaahhh! SMACK!" "Ghaahh! SMACK!" Etc. | "God. When did male tennis players started to grunt?" | SFX: "Hhh-Yess! SMACK!" "Mm-Harder!" SMACK!" – "That ain't tennis."
!["Remember how Carl got the operation to become Carla?" "Hm." | "Well, now he want's to change it back." "So? What's holding him back?" | " He doesn't have the balls to do it."](https://cdn.myportfolio.com/86e2f11081f64ba2c0fea6d35c08f031/95736143-08ba-4906-b772-feea3ed06649_rw_3840.jpg?h=9cfa10538f321860af3f5009b998c7f7)
"Remember how Carl got the operation to become Carla?" "Hm." | "Well, now he want's to change it back." "So? What's holding him back?" | " He doesn't have the balls to do it."
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A pulp comics by John Riley & Jonas Ledecky. Published monthly (2018 – 2020) by Playboy (Czech Edition).
Writer: John Riley | Artist: Jonas Ledecky | Colorists: Martin Pospisil (interiors), Martina Kutalková (cover)
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